Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

glowcloud:

earthdad:

the rise and fall

The end of an era

Posted 16 hours ago

harrystylesdildo:

Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it

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Posted 16 hours ago

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit)

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

hellyeahhomestuck:

These are the kinds of kids that are going to change the world.

Posted 23 hours ago

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

Posted 23 hours ago

meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

(Source: tatianamaslnay)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

I am the world’s biggest procrastinator srsly